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{"type":"standard","title":"Denmark–Kosovo relations","displaytitle":"Denmark–Kosovo relations","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5258027","titles":{"canonical":"Denmark–Kosovo_relations","normalized":"Denmark–Kosovo relations","display":"Denmark–Kosovo relations"},"pageid":19073404,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Denmark_Kosovo_Locator.png/330px-Denmark_Kosovo_Locator.png","width":320,"height":276},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Denmark_Kosovo_Locator.png","width":1444,"height":1245},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267135679","tid":"bfe9736a-ca0a-11ef-abf6-8f8418d2a54f","timestamp":"2025-01-03T19:41:39Z","description":"Bilateral relations","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Denmark%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Denmark%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Denmark%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations"}},"extract":"Denmark–Kosovo relations are foreign relations between Denmark and Kosovo. Kosovo declared its independence from Serbia on 17 February 2008 and Denmark recognized it on 21 February 2008. Denmark has been a strong supporter of Kosovo's state building and European integration efforts since its independence. The Ambassador of Denmark to Kosovo, subordinate to the embassy in Vienna, Austria, has been stationed in Kosovo since 6 March 2008.","extract_html":"
Denmark–Kosovo relations are foreign relations between Denmark and Kosovo. Kosovo declared its independence from Serbia on 17 February 2008 and Denmark recognized it on 21 February 2008. Denmark has been a strong supporter of Kosovo's state building and European integration efforts since its independence. The Ambassador of Denmark to Kosovo, subordinate to the embassy in Vienna, Austria, has been stationed in Kosovo since 6 March 2008.
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