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{"type":"standard","title":"Agustín Cañete","displaytitle":"Agustín Cañete","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q123185312","titles":{"canonical":"Agustín_Cañete","normalized":"Agustín Cañete","display":"Agustín Cañete"},"pageid":75146096,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Agustin_Canete.jpg","width":153,"height":159},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Agustin_Canete.jpg","width":153,"height":159},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285750053","tid":"8910e6ae-1a0c-11f0-901c-410d6f84a549","timestamp":"2025-04-15T15:15:59Z","description":"Paraguayan politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agust%C3%ADn_Ca%C3%B1ete","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agust%C3%ADn_Ca%C3%B1ete?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agust%C3%ADn_Ca%C3%B1ete?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Agust%C3%ADn_Ca%C3%B1ete"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agust%C3%ADn_Ca%C3%B1ete","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Agust%C3%ADn_Ca%C3%B1ete","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agust%C3%ADn_Ca%C3%B1ete?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Agust%C3%ADn_Ca%C3%B1ete"}},"extract":"Agustín Cañete García was a Paraguayan politician. He served in various presidential cabinets through a political life which spanned more than three decades. Most famously, he was Minister of Finance of Paraguay three times; in two of these instances, he resigned from the position amidst accusations of corruption.","extract_html":"
Agustín Cañete García was a Paraguayan politician. He served in various presidential cabinets through a political life which spanned more than three decades. Most famously, he was Minister of Finance of Paraguay three times; in two of these instances, he resigned from the position amidst accusations of corruption.
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